Let Me Entertain You

Whether it’s a birthday or a work party, make your next event memorable with customized entertainment by your favorite celebrity or original character. This includes curated songs, sketches, and comedy roasts.

Book Me!

Please email rachelpallante@gmail.com

For commercial and TV bookings, please contact Kacey Royce.
Office: 210-683-5089

Who's That Girl?

After earning an expensive piece of paper from The Webster Conservatory, I moved to Chicago to pursue a career in Theatre. While “Pounding the (Icy) Pavement,” I performed in playhouses, cabarets, and sang in a Grateful Dead band. Thanks to S.A.D., I went looking for warmer opportunities and traded the ‘Windy City’ for the ‘Live Music Capital of the World.’

Now “Keeping it Weird” in Austin. I work as a full-time actor & teaching artist at various institutions in town. In addition to performing Live Theatre, I have expanded into the TV & Film industry. Appearing in National Commercials and Network TV. Whether it’s singing Sondheim, Voicing for puppets, or impersonating political figures, I strive to stay curious as a human and artist.

When I’m not “playing pretend,” I enjoy upcycling and evolving my rainbow bike. I believe all trash can be turned into treasure with enough hot glue!